OP
Good morning.
That was scary!
Hey, anyone... here?
Aren't those nun's clothes?
Why is this kid...?
Look at that, I just got a picture of a yankee messing with a sleeping little girl.
Kodaka, you're a lolicon?
It's not like that!
We can let people judge that for themselves after seeing this picture.
Shall I post this on an appropriate photo bulletin board?
Don't spread the misunderstanding!
M-Mikazuki Yozora!
Long time, no see, Maria. Welcome to my room.
What do you mean, "yours"!?
This is my afternoon-nap room!
You tricked me into giving it to you!
Do you know this person?
I told you about her before.
Takayama Maria, a Sister working at this academy, and the advisor of the Neighbors Club.
Advisor!?
This little girl?
Don't call me little! I'm a respectable teacher.
How old are you, anyway?
I'm 10 years old.
You certainly look it.
More importantly, what do you mean you were "tricked" into giving us the room?
T-This woman just showed up in my room,
slapped me right across my right cheek,
and told me that God said: "If your right cheek gets slapped, present your left one."
So she slapped that one too, and it hurt!
And then she told me that God said:
"If your left cheek gets slapped too, next present your room"
"Then sign the papers to establish a club. Put your stamp as well."
Afterwards, I investigated, but...
None of that stuff was written anywhere in the Bible!
Liar! Thief! Piece of shit!
No, you just shouldn't have been tricked by that...
I was scared...
I thought that if I resisted, I would get slapped again.
Ah, well... that must have been a real calamity...
By the way, who are you?
I'm Hasegawa Kodaka, a member of this club.
So you two are Yozora's underlings!?
How rude.
I wouldn't be the underling of someone like that.
Exactly. That piece of meat is just some unrelated person. She's not a club member.
I am a club member!
Shut up! In any case, this room is mine!
I'm resigning as the advisor for this stupid club.
Now get out!
In the end, I guess this was just too much for a child.
What did you say?
Of course, for a child to be a club advisor... That's just impossible.
I was an idiot. If I had just asked an adult to do it, we would have an advisor who wouldn't just give up...
I-I'm a prominent adult!
It's okay that you can't do it, little girl.
I thought that if it was the prodigious young lady, Sister Maria-sensei, then it would be fine, but...
I guess I put my hopes on the wrong person.
I'm an adult!
Something like being an advisor is a piece of cake for me!
You don't have to do things that are too hard for you...
This isn't hard for me.
Oh, then you'll continue being our advisor?
Of course!
Well then, why don't you say "I want to be the advisor, please let me do it" while bowing your head?
I want to be the advisor. Please let me do it.
I will have the freedom to use this room as I see fit:
Do you swear to God?
I swear!
If you do something like try to resign again,
we're going to spread nude photos of you across the net.
You're fine with that?
That's fine!
Really..? Well, in that case,
let's applaud Takayama Maria-sensei on her assumption of the post of advisor.
Come on, you guys too.
Eheh... Somehow I'm a bit embarrassed.
Well, leave everything to me, you pieces of crap.
You'll have to clean up this room every day.
Also, when we get thirsty, bring us tea.
Understood!
There's nothing easier than tricking an idiot, eh?
Someone's watching you?
I've been feeling these weird glances...
It's almost like... a stalker...
Kodaka, are you serious?
Or rather, do you even understand?
90% of stalking is done for twisted feelings of love.
Have you been getting into many tangled love-relationships since you came to this school?
Enough! It was stupid to try and discuss this with you.
Wait a minute, Kodaka.
We can't ignore a fellow club member who's in trouble.
Let's all try to catch that stalker together.
Hm, well I can certainly feel those weird glances.
Yeah, I guess that wasn't Kodaka being delusional.
These weren't the people I was talking about...
This is just all the passing students staring at me!
And there is no way I'd be able to detect the weird glances in question during this.
Sena-sama, I'm disappointed....
Having two beautiful women waiting on him...
Ah, I see how it is.
No, that's not it! I...
Just now...
it was what we call a delinquent's "You want to fight? HUH?!" wasn't it?
This is the first time I've seen it in real life...
They decided to come all on their own, so why am I the bad guy?
So it's you, huh?
Wh-what's with that money?
This is what they call an extortion of goods, right?
No, it's not!
I'm Kusunoki Yukimura, first year, class 1.
That's like a name for a military commander from the Warring States.
Yes, it is.
My father and mother named me after Sanada Yukimura,
in the hopes that I would grow up to be a respectable Japanese man.
Japanese man?
Yes, as you can obviously see, I am a man...
No, it's not really obvious...
Why were you following me, anyway?
Actually, I... am being bullied.
Ah, bullied, huh?
There are some in this school too, eh...
There's no such thing as a school without bullies.
Why are there such people, anyway?
Because it's fun, obviously.
Fun?
In order to avoid getting their feelings hurt, people like to attack other people instead.
Killing living creatures, flaming people on the net...
If someone weak makes a mistake, then that in itself is justification to torment them even more.
As one would expect from a real bully...
Don't compare me to those kinds of people!
So... so that's why you were following Kodaka around?
That's right. I was studying what to do in order to become a strong guy like Kodaka-senpai.
Ehh? You want to become a good-for-nothing yankee like him?
What was that?
I want to live just like you, with no concern for rules.
As someone who takes whatever money or goods they want,
and if someone doesn't agree with me, I'll just get rid of them by force.
Waited on by beautiful women, pushing the known limits of debauchery...
Fearing no gods, my self-centered behavior will extend across Heaven and Earth—
What era do you think this is?!
I follow the school rules, I don't extort people, and I don't have women waiting on me!
And still acting so humble...
I'm not acting humble!
In short, Yukimura, you want to be a strong guy who can't be bullied?
In what ways are you bullied?
The boys in my year act like strangers.
For example, when we have gym class,
when I start to change my clothes, all the guys move away.
Huh?
And during dodgeball, I'm the only one not aimed at.
Hey, that's not really bull- OW!
That's really horrible.
It makes me want to cry.
I'm very effeminate, so I receive bad treatment.
If I become more masculine, then I'm sure all the bullying will stop.
Kusunoki Yukimura.
Your "I'm going to do this by my own strength" attitude is wonderful.
Under Kodaka's guidance, you should be able to steadily walk the path to manhood.
Thank you very much.
However,
Kodaka is a member of the Neighbors club, and as such will be busy.
If you join the club too, you'll be better able to stay close to Kodaka, and observe him.
I will join the club.
Why is this so much different from when I tried to join!
What are your intentions here, Yozora?
It's fine, isn't it?
If you just think of it like you're gaining an underling, then you're just becoming a more standard delinquent.
What is standard about this?!
Underling? I'm Kodaka-senpai's underling?
That makes me happy.
Could I, perhaps... call you Aniki?
Er... whatever, just do what you want.
So just when I was getting used to our advisor being only 10 years old, a boy who,
no matter how you look at him, looks like a girl, joins the club, so...
All An-chan ever talks about recently is the club...
Hm? Did you just say something?
Hmph! Nothing in particular.
Kukuku...
Reisis V Felicity Sumeragi's heart is unshakable!
Right, right... make sure to eat everything on your plate.
What is this?
These are refreshments.
Yozora-anego taught me that it is commonplace for underlings to go out and buy food and Yankee manga.
She really needs to stop joking around...
Well, Aniki, please take your time.
Forcing him to bring him refreshments?
That poor underclassman...
He even made him buy manga...
Hey, wait!
Honestly! Ever since I joined the Neighbors club my reputation has been dropping.
Hey, are you alright?
These are surprisingly interesting
I'll have to pay Yukimura back for this stuff later on.
Soft, gold-colored hair, mean-looking eyes, medium-build, 2nd year boy.
Senpai... Are you the one who carried Rika to the nurse's office?
Rika?
Shiguma Rika. "Shi" being will, and "Guma" from bear.
Science Society's Rika, 1st year.
I see...
Well, it was me that carried you.
I want to thank you for saving me.
Ah, no, it's fine... forget about it!
There's no way I can forget about it!
Senpai is the reason I'm alive right now.
I need to find a way to suitably compensate you.
The reason you're alive...
Were the contents of the beaker that dangerous?
I wasn't really implying that...
It was just a safe, instant sleep-medicine.
In that case, I didn't really save your life, right?
It's true that my life probably wasn't in danger...
But if you hadn't brought me to the infirmary,
I could have been in danger of having starving-beast-like male students do terrible things to me!
Terrible things?
Rape.
R-Rape?!
In the books I read for my own amusement, that sort of development happens quite frequently.
While Rika is sleeping, guys following their base desires violently rip off her clothes.
And taking turns, high on aphrodisiacs, they push themselves into Rika's delicate body...
They push themselves, high on...
Come here a minute!
That's...
Kodaka?
Ah, sor– wait, no, what's with all that rape stuff!
That's not a conversation we should have had in front of other people, huh?
Anyways, since you saved me from a chastity crisis, I need to properly thank you...
I don't want it.
I could do something like fix your mistake when you tried to dye your hair.
This is my natural hair.
It's true. It's a memento of my mom's British heritage.
So I don't want to change it.
Ow! What are you doing?
Senpai's DNA has piqued my interests...
What kind of interests are those?
Ah! I'd better head back to my Science room.
Your Science room?
Yeah, the room where Rika goes to class.
That's the first time I've ever heard that...
Yes. It's like the school nurse's office but it's the science room version.
So then... you...
I see. You have various circumstances too, huh?
Don't look at me with such tender eyes...
You'll make me bashful.
Um, Senpai? I still don't know your name...
Ahh, I'm Hasegawa Kodaka.
Hasegawa Kodaka-senpai?
This is the first time since Rika was born that she has had an interest in a mammal!
The coffee is ready, Aniki.
Ah... but why are you wearing a maid uniform, Yukimura?
This is special training to become a true man.
Huh? What kind of special training is that?
Yozora-anego told me that if you're a real man, then it shouldn't matter how you appear,
because your inherent manliness will show through.
You were messing with him again, huh?
I could say the same thing to you, Kodaka.
Apparently you raped a helpless underclassman?
Eh? I did not!
Also, that girl studies alone in the Science Room and doesn't have any friends!
Hmph, I wonder about that.
Ah, I just remembered...
The girl that you saved, the prodigious young inventor, Shiguma Rika.
Ever since elementary school, that girl has been inventing things like electronic equipment, medicines, and computer programs.
Apparently she even has her own corporate business.
Papa allowed her the freedom to not take any classes, in order to get her to enroll here.
She doesn't have to take any classes?
That's right. She just goes straight to her "Science room".
That room itself was specially created for her use.
What VIP treatment!
Is that really okay, treating just one student like that?
Huh? Superior people should be treated better than simply average people, obviously.
I could have a room made especially for me too, you know.
Please.
Thank you.
I found you, Kodaka-senpai!
Eh? Did you need something?
I heard that Senpai is a member of the Neighbors Club, so I thought I might join too.
You're going to join!?
I brought my club registration with me...
Shigumi Rika, in this club we work towards a noble goal.
If you want to join, it must be for that purpose.
By goal, do you mean to make friends?
How do you know that?
I got that from the Neighbors Club poster's hidden "friend recruitment" message.
You got it from that poster?
It seems I got it right, eh?
I am confident that Rika doesn't have any friends.
Hmph. It seems you satisfy the entrance requirements.
From today onwards, you're a member of the Neighbors Club.
Ahh! With this I can always see Kodaka-senpai after school!
Also, I hope I can get along well with everyone else.
As long as they don't bother me and Kodaka-senpai!
In what way is she unable to adapt to people?
There's something hitting me...
Ah, sorry, I have an indecent book in my pocket.
An indecent book!?
You were walking around with that thing?
Yeah, uh... do you want to see it?
You're letting people see it?
It's so stimulating that Rika goes crazy~
This is all just about robots.
How is this indecent?
Well, this is a book about the ZZ × Unit 02-robot...
Ehehe, how does my pride, the high-mega bazooka, taste?
Uuun, ZZ's thick, big, hard thing is pushing into me!
A-Amazing~
How's that? I attacked your weak spot for massive damage!}
Look, I'm penetrating your DT field!
N-No, It's my first time so please be gentle~
That big, double-barreled mega-beam cannon, don't put it in me!
Uh, I'm at my limit. Energy 170%, charging complete!
It's shooting!
Ah! Stop!
I'll break!
Your warm... inside of me...
U-ni-verse!
Ha, no matter how many times I read it, it's wonderful.
Especially the facial expression of Unit 02 when the two robots reach the peak at the same time... that's the best!
No one else can draw a blissful face this well.
You're weird.
Hehe, I've known that from the beginning.
No one understands me.
But Rika is not going to give up!
Senpai! Will you try having sex with Rika?
W-What are you saying, you bitch! So shameless!
But Senpai, according to what I've heard, in today's society, there are such things as "Sex friends."
No! There are not such things!
You're surprisingly naive, aren't you, Senpai?
At any rate, that kind of thing is not allowed.
I can't approve of se... that kind of illicit friendship.
But Senpai, there is no such thing as normal friendship between men and women.
That's not true!
What's wrong, Yozora?
Nothing really...
It seems like I might have just stepped on a land mine here...
But from now on, lets try all sorts of things, together. Right, Kodaka-senpai?
I wonder what's going on? Suddenly my chest tingles a bit...
Why did that piece-of-trash poster...
What's with that girl?
Why is she so attached to Kodaka?
Ah, did you say something?
No...
I didn't say anything! Hmph!
Kodaka-senpai! Please give me your genes. Inside me, please!
What are you talking about!
Inside Rika's experiment test tube!
You already have a sample of my hair...
Now that you mention it, it's a memento from your mother, right?
My late mother was British.
My dad's completely Japanese, though.
But I thought that "half"s were supposed to be handsome young...
Gee, I'm so sorry.
That stupid Kobato, inheriting all the good-looking genes...
Kobato?
Next time: Now SAGA is Locked in Full-on Battle ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Hey, Senpai, who is Kobato?